"What Is A Mum?" Poem Tea Towel

We know no self respecting Mum should ever be caught drying dishes, but if she perhaps needs something to dry her cocktail or wine glass why not let her do it with a smile on her face? Bespoke Verse's witty "What is a Mum' poem - printed on a beautiful 100% cotton tea towel is an ideal gift to theme your Gift Basket for the most amazing woman in your life.

Wording reads:

A weaner & musher, a milky tooth brusher

A rocker & feeder, a storytime reader

A fairy cake baker & fancy dress maker

A wiper & washer & bad habit squasher

A dirty sheet changer, a room rearranger

A keen stain remover, a wielder of hoover

A peeler & cooker, appointment booker

A loyal defender & Christmas card sender

A playdate arranger, alerter of danger

A suitcase packer, a dishwasher stacker

A ‘be quiet’ hisser, a cuddly kisser

An early riser, a birthday surpriser

A list compiler, a proud parent smiler

A talented wrapper, a tireless clapper

A lavatory flusher, a praiser & gusher

A listening ear, a good refereer

A source of a fiver, a free taxi driver

A smoothie blender & broken heart mender

A consummate shopper, embarrassing bopper

A grocery bagger & homework nagger

That’s what makes a Mum!

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Product Description


  • Tea towels are lovingly printed in the UK.
  • Tea towels are made from 100% cotton for good absorbency, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are hemmed.
  • Care: Wash at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. Can be ironed.
  • H78 x W48cm (approx)
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