"What Is A Dad" Witty Tea Towel

SKU:CBespokeTowelDad
Bespoke Verse's witty "What is a Dad' poem - printed on a practical 100% cotton tea towel is an ideal gift to theme your Gift Basket for the most amazing man in your life.

Wording reads:

A feeder, a changer, a safeguard from danger

A stubbly snorer, an offspring adorer

A tent rigger & sandcastle digger

A storybook reader, a motorway speeder

A bonfire lighter & ‘dad joke’ reciter

A cuddly tickler, rarely a stickler

A room decorator, a shopping trip hater

A spider remover, allergic to hoover

A carer, a sharer & rarely a glarer

A butler & porter, a coach & supporter

A gadget admirer, a BBQ firer

A lender, a mender, a knightly defender

A grower, a mower, an everything knower

A bottle uncorker, a supper-time talker

A game inventor, role model & mentor

A bin putter-outer & sometimes a shouter

A free taxi driver, a slipper of fiver

A party enhancer, embarrassing dancer

A contest decider, a lecture provider

A terrible teaser & all round good geezer

That’s what makes a Dad!

Product In stock

£12.00

Product Description

Details

  • Tea towels are lovingly printed in the UK.
  • Tea towels are made from 100% cotton for good absorbency, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are hemmed.
  • Care: Wash at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. Can be ironed.
  • H78 x W48cm (approx)
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